A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch

when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
 

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." 
 

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,

driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
 

Puff! She's gone.
 

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on

the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and

the ...

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw

the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
 

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below

the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit

and ate it.
 

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting

very, very high up.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze

and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow

came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the

pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually

thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for

joy.
 

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the

sound, the cat discovered the bird under t...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the

top of that tree, "sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
 

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
 

They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and

found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the

tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second

branch.
 

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly per...