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Difference Between Complete and Finished

Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, November 6, 2012, In : Tympass...!! 


No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the
difference between the two words. In a recently held linguistic
competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world,
Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the
clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
Here is his answer, in which he received an invitation to dine with
the Queen (who made a call to him after the contest).
He also won a trip to travel the world in style and a cas...
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Ultimate Definitions

Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 21, 2011, In : Tympass...!! 

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
 
 
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

 
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

 
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

 
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the bigge...


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Studied : Electronics and telecommunication engineering at PCCE,Goa(2010) Past work Experience:Worked at Vedanta Resources,Sesa Goa as Instrumentation Engineer Working at:Tata Consultancy Services as Database Administrator

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