Just read this story.
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…
One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said:
"Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days.
I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to th... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, November 6, 2012,
In :
Tympass...!!
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the
difference between the two words. In a recently held linguistic
competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world,
Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the
clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
Here is his answer, in which he received an invitation to dine with
the Queen (who made a call to him after the contest).
He also won a trip to travel the world in style and a cas...
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Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Monday, December 26, 2011,
In :
Interesting
Story 1:
There was once this guy who was very much in love with his girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a
gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his
future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day,
his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told
him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways
there and then...
Heartbroken, t... Continue reading ...
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Monday, August 1, 2011,
In :
funny
Girl1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: wat color?
Girl5: how tall is he??
Girl6: wat is he doing?
Girl7: who r his frnds?
Girl8: total wealth?
After full inspection,
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.
Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Friday, July 29, 2011,
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funny
As a daily habit, 15-year old Pintu was reading newspaper.
Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance
System' ? "
"Its Like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money
to home, means I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and
how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid
in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour
Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is
'Future' or the 'Nex... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 28, 2011,
In :
suspense
An Interesting but True Story.........
Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!
This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on......
A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
'This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream f... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Wednesday, July 27, 2011,
In :
funny
Husband & Wife
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in o... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,
In :
funny
Madam : Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me??????
Kamwali Bai: O Myadam... I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week..”. Sayeb knows.
He even commented “Come soon... Miss U!!"
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Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,
In :
suspense
A man is driving down the road. His car breaks down near a monastery. He
goes to the monastery and says, "My car broke down. Could I stay here for
the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As
the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no
other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the
sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you because you're not a monk."
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,
In :
funny
The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500 times on the black board.
And the student wrote
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Born to Be a Software engineer :-) Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,
In :
funny
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car! all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Friday, July 22, 2011,
In :
suspense
A father puts his three year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Friday, July 22, 2011,
In :
funny
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Friday, July 22, 2011,
In :
Interesting
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"... By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China . In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken there....................... Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hote...
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Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Friday, July 22, 2011,
In :
suspense
This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala (close to Mumbai), and even though it sounds like something out of the X Files or from Alfred Hitchcock...
This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and decides not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery.
The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down
- he's stranded miles from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. I... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 21, 2011,
In :
funny
I had got this funny mail...No offense against ne1...but just found the concept used lil funny.. Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors
were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Pr... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 21, 2011,
In :
funny
Software Professional in Hell !
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
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Thief was so j... Continue reading ...
Happiness needs sadness.
Success needs failure.
Benevolence needs evil.
Love needs hatred.
Victory needs defeat.
Pleasure needs pain.
You must experience and accept the extremes.
Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation;
and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything. Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 21, 2011,
In :
Interesting
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Thursday, July 21, 2011,
In :
Tympass...!!
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the bigge... Continue reading ...
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left... Continue reading ...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the ... Continue reading ...
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Continue reading ...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under t... Continue reading ...
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, "sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly per... Continue reading ...
How To Recruit The Right Candidate !!!!!!!!!
Put about 1000 bricks in a particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 5 or 10 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone & come back after 6 hours to analyse the situation.
If they are counting the bricks, Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them, Put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in so... Continue reading ...
Once Mrs.Gandhi , Advani and Laloo were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused ...
The Mayonnaise Jar
When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured... Continue reading ...
Posted by Shubhra Bhangui on Tuesday, July 19, 2011,
In :
Pics.
Really awesome bird pic...  Continue reading ...
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About Shubhra...
| Shubhra Bhangui |
| Mumbai/Goa |
Studied : Electronics and telecommunication engineering at PCCE,Goa(2010)
Past work Experience:Worked at Vedanta Resources,Sesa Goa as Instrumentation Engineer
Working at:Tata Consultancy Services as Database Administrator
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