Girl1: I am in love 

Girl2: who is he?? 

Girl3: how does he look? 

Girl4: wat color? 

Girl5: how tall is he?? 

Girl6: wat is he doing? 

Girl7: who r his frnds? 

Girl8: total wealth? 

After full inspection,

All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy. 

Girl1: OK. 

Same situation 

Boy1: I am in love 

Boy2: Bhai Party 

Boy3: Bhai Party 

Boy4: Bhai Party 

Boy5: Bhai Party 

Boy6: Bhai Party 

Boy7: Bhai Party 

As a daily habit, 15-year old Pintu was reading newspaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance
System' ? "
"Its Like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money
to home, means I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and
how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid
in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour
Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is
'Future' or the 'Nex...

Husband & Wife

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in o...

The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write

"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500 times on the black board.
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Born to Be a Software engineer :-) 

Software Professional in Hell !

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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