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July 26, 2011

The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write

"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500 times on the black board.
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Born to Be a Software engineer :-) 

 

Smart haa..??

July 26, 2011
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car! all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can...

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Rules...!! To be happy................ :) :) :)

July 22, 2011

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Suspense....or.....???

July 22, 2011


A father puts his three year old daughter to bed,

told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
 The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
 The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
 thing to do."
 The next day grandpa died.
 The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
 A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
 listened to her prayers, which went...


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Couple Dynamics.....

July 22, 2011



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Chinese English...!!!

July 22, 2011

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the
way it is spoken there.......................

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".


With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.


Now, here goes...


The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hote...


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Horrible Story..............!!!

July 22, 2011

This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala (close to Mumbai), and even though it sounds like something out of the X Files or from Alfred Hitchcock...

This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and decides not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery.

The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down
- he's stranded miles from nowhere.

Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. I...


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Funny story

July 21, 2011
I had got this funny mail...No offense against ne1...but just found the concept used lil funny..
Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and  cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors

were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from  eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

 

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for  the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Pr...

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Software professional in hell

July 21, 2011

Software Professional in Hell !

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so j...


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Thought...

July 21, 2011
Happiness needs sadness.
Success needs failure.
Benevolence needs evil.
Love needs hatred.
Victory needs defeat.
Pleasure needs pain.

You must experience and accept the extremes.

 

Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation;

 

and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything.


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About Shubhra...


Studied : Electronics and telecommunication engineering at PCCE,Goa(2010) Past work Experience:Worked at Vedanta Resources,Sesa Goa as Instrumentation Engineer Working at:Tata Consultancy Services as Database Administrator

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